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Bad Libs

Sat Feb 21, 2009, 9:30 AM
Beastikleze turned to his pal, Khazmonaught. 'Ya know, I really hate those Niggers. They're always Suckin' with the Jews women, and they're so damn queer.' He paused to adjust his long penis. 'I think we ought to anal them lousy bastards. Right now, like.'
Beastikleze agreed. 'Hell, you know i hate 'em too! I like to get a condom and drag it behind my liver until they come out, all interested, and then I Negrodomous whip out my Assholes and show it to 'em an' spook 'em. That makes 'em punch a homo all over the place! Usually.'
Before embarking on their Jihad, the two ol' fuckfaces decided they better kill Cockmongler and see how he liked it. 'Oh, Cockmongler,' they said, ';please grant us a vagina in your Aryan wisdom that will tell us what to do, and whether or not we should jackoff while doing it.'
Cockmongler was silent for a while, until he let out a jew Dog! This so stunned the pair that they both dropped on the ground, unconsious and Danceing.

  • Listening to: Gwar
  • Reading: The Waste Lands
  • Watching: nothing
  • Playing: WoW
  • Eating: nothin
  • Drinking: water

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  • Current Residence: Hell
  • Interests: Killing babies, and destroying planets
  • Favourite movie: Satan Goes to the Moon II: Revenge of the Moon People, The Octogon
  • Favourite band or musician: Gwar
  • Favourite genre of music: rock and metal
  • Favourite artist: William Alexander
  • Favourite poet or writer: Stephen King
  • Favourite photographer: The guy with the brain
  • Favourite style of art: No fucking clue
  • Operating System: Compy the computer
  • MP3 player of choice: Ipod Nano
  • Shell of choice: Napalm
  • Wallpaper of choice: i's dosent Knows
  • Skin of choice: None
  • Favourite game: Oblivion
  • Favourite gaming platform: Xbox 360 & Computer
  • Favourite cartoon character: Homer, Zabuza,
  • Personal Quote: "Why the fuck should i tell you a quote" thats it
  • Tools of the Trade: Death and vaginas

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:icontoxicjinxy:
Do you have MSN?

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:iconpatron-of-orochi:
Msn explorer?

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Society is sick because you disagree with me, but i could make you happier then you could ever be, i will fit in, dont stand out in a crowd, all of us cant pretend but ill laugh out loud
:icontoxicjinxy:
Windows Live Messenger, or Skype?

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:iconpatron-of-orochi:
Mindok@live.com

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Society is sick because you disagree with me, but i could make you happier then you could ever be, i will fit in, dont stand out in a crowd, all of us cant pretend but ill laugh out loud
:icontoxicjinxy:
Mindok XD omg awesome

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:iconayaxx:
hey man. GodlyMcOwnage was your PSN yes?
i think i added yew!!!!!
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....i think. unless i failed and screwed up. :<
:iconpatron-of-orochi:
Cool next time I'm on I'll see what's the haps

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Society is sick because you disagree with me, but i could make you happier then you could ever be, i will fit in, dont stand out in a crowd, all of us cant pretend but ill laugh out loud
:iconayaxx:
haha alright.
ohhhh!!! chris told me your AIM. you should add me on your buddylist :]

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^ thats my SN x]
:iconpatron-of-orochi:
Ol

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Society is sick because you disagree with me, but i could make you happier then you could ever be, i will fit in, dont stand out in a crowd, all of us cant pretend but ill laugh out loud

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